eyes are attractive and hair is attractive and facial expressions are attractive and voices are attractive and laughs are attractive and personalities are attractive everything is attractive i’m going to jump out the window
(via throughthesorrows)
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
and on the right you see the supernatural fandom burning on the ground.
and all around you see the europeans in the middle of Eurovision final
And buried right underneath all of that are the anti-yahoo people
and all of the office fandom crying while listening to a compilation of thats what she said jokes
(via kevintransmother)
silhouetteofapocketedindividual:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
animation. thats the thing you described.
i need some time to think my thoughts
(via remembert0forget)
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
(via uhghthatsawesome)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
(via okaycanada)
(Source: buffypratt, via uhghthatsawesome)
(via uhghthatsawesome)
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
(via fake-mermaid)

i had actual tears in my eyes from who is this ?
(Source: booksarealwaysthere, via be-mylifesaver)
(via fake-mermaid)
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
(via okaycanada)